Welcome to BlakeysWorld
Hi and welcome to my world, a world where unsuspecting members of the public get a phone call from hell.
My name is Blakey and my idea of fun is to make prank phone calls. Yes its childish and yes I’m old enough to know better but boy is it fun to do and I thought it was time to share the fun with everyone else. I think you’ll agree that the real stars of the show are the people on the other end of the phone….just where do we find them?!
If you find yourself laughing your arse off, then feel free to leave a comment and let me know which calls are your favourites. Better still come and join me on Facebook or follow me on Twitter and help me find new victims for some phone terrorism!
New calls will be added regularly so enjoy and come back soon!!
Blakey
Latest Phonecalls
July 21, 2010 - Bucket of Animals
Tried to sell a bucket of animals to a chinese restaurant….well they get there meat from wherever they can don’t they?
July 21, 2010 - Did You Just Swear??
Saw an ad from a christian rock band looking for a guitarist to join them. I always thought these christians were such nice people until she said f*** down the phone.
July 21, 2010 - My Dog Needs Training
Ever wonder what someone who buys a puppy for xmas sounds like, well here I am! This Barbara Woodhouse type lady was not impressed with my lack of dog training skills.
July 21, 2010 - Hypnosis
Saw this ad for a hypnotist so having seen Paul McKenna do all sorts of tricks I wanted to see if she could do the same for me.
July 5, 2010 - Those puppies are mine, all mine!
This guy thought he was so clever catching me out for being a sadistic lab worker…..totally unaware I’m just fuckin around….what a dickhead!
June 30, 2010 - There's shit on my son's socks!
Called Allders to complain about the state of the toilets in the store…..so bad that my son got some shit on his socks!
June 18, 2010 - LIFE SKETCHING part 5
Ah and here we are at the last call with our Mr Life Sketching…..think he´s finally had enough.
June 18, 2010 - LIFE SKETCHING part 4
Oh boy now he really is getting pissed off! I wish I had done this one and not Darren as this makes me laugh pretty much more than any other call…..just happy I was there!!
June 16, 2010 - LIFE SKETCHING part 3
And here’s the third call to our wonderful Mr Life Sketching – losing even more patience!
June 15, 2010 - Bogeys on the Bus
This is four calls merged into one. All I wanted to do was call a school and complain about kids wiping bogeys on the bus…it took 4 goes before I could stop laughing everytime I was about to say bogey…..childish? who cares!!!
June 15, 2010 - LIFE SKETCHING part 2
The second call to the nude model’s flatmate…..he’s starting lose his patience and things will only get worse for him!
June 14, 2010 - LIFE SKETCHING part 1
The first of many calls to my favourite victim. Poor guy’s flatmate was a life model and had gone to Germany to leave this guy to take messages.
June 14, 2010 - F*!@?* Mattress
DISCLAIMER*** DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS CALL IF YOU’RE OFFENDED BY FOUL LANGUAGE – 18+
June 8, 2010 - Stamps
Another of those mental calls with silly voice, silly number, whoopee cushion and plenty of laughing!
June 8, 2010 - Christian Guitarist
Called up a Christian guitarist to get him to audition down the phone for our scout group sing-song!
May 31, 2010 - Bowls for Father in Law Part 1
Darren phones up, with a severe speech impediment, to buy some ladies bowls.
May 31, 2010 - Bowls for Father in Law Part 2
As promised I call back as the son-in-law to make sure they weren’t laughing at his voice.
May 27, 2010 - Australian Labradoodles not for sale ay any price!!
No way was this breeder of Australian Labradoodles gonna sell me her puppies, even for extra cash.
May 22, 2010 - Home Catering
Lady advertises for home catering services – cooks ‘cordon bleu’ for food lovers – so I ask for fish fingers!
May 22, 2010 - Al's Hi-Fi Unit
Just how many pointless questions can you ask about a hi-fi unit??